Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you British? Cause I wanna screw EU.
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
You've given me something to live for, REVENGE.
Is that your boyfriend? Because that'd throw a real wrench in my plans
I want to go up and down all your scales.
If you make candles you are going to need a lot of paraffin-alia.
So I heard you from across the gym. Do you make that noise for everything?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. But I is already in the middle of something with A, D and S, so I guess it wouldn't work.
Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.
I have a precedent that is long and deep.
I would actually like some fries with that shake.
Do you smell like fish? Because I like sushi.
There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
Can you teach me to fish? Because I want to spend all my time with you.
They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away
