Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Size matters not.
Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the thrust of two engines transporting my load.
Do you smell like fish? Because I like sushi.
I have a precedent that is long and deep.
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
Is that your boyfriend? Because that'd throw a real wrench in my plans
They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away
Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
So I heard you from across the gym. Do you make that noise for everything?
Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
I would actually like some fries with that shake.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. But I is already in the middle of something with A, D and S, so I guess it wouldn't work.
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.
