Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're like a perfectly sealed joint—everything just fits.
You're like my favorite fitting—impossible to live without.
A magician was driving down the road -- then he turned into a drive way.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already
We can still be friends.
I wanna make you scream.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You... complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You're like the gluten in my communion bread.
God told me I can break my fast for you.
Do you want to be accountability partners?
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
You make me want to be a better tither.
I like my men/woman like I like my bible… full of Jesus
If I was a planet and you my moon, I'd stop spinning just by looking at you.
Those clothes look nice on you. They'd look even nicer flat-packed in a Dragon and being delivered to you on the ISS.
Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
Do you want to see my snake on the beach?
Tonight, your dick better perform a perfect arabesque, if you know what I mean!
My parents don't live on the same acreage.
Why don't you come to my farm and check out my high tunnel?
