Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.
Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? ‘Because I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Your food is making my mouth wet.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Want to learn how to truss with me?
I have a big tip for you but I'll have to give it to you in private.
I like your melons, can I taste them?
You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.
Are you a script from a previous show? Because I'll never forget you.
Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?
Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.
The Holy Spirit is driving me into the wilderness of your temptations.
Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.
My life without you is like bhel without chutney.
Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.
I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.
So, read any good Surahs lately?
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
