Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I stole someone else's idea for a stage drama. Am I a playgiarist?
If you make candles you are going to need a lot of paraffin-alia.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.
Hey Girl! Let's mate like rabbits.
Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
Girl I'm an Electrician, I can turn your lights on.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
I wield a big stick for a living.
You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat!
I'm a good ball handler, what about you?
Hey girl. What's your bracket lookin like this year?
Why go to the gym when you could be getting a work out at my place?
I wanna get your heart rate going.
Shhhh. No need for words. You had me at Muay Thai Plum.
I love pizza but I love you more.
Are you pizza because I want a piece of you.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
