Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.
Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?
My love for you resemble a hairball. I can't hold it in.
Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.
If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
My love for you is like a fruitcake, nutty, spicy and unavoidable.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.
Girl you're so beautiful you made me double fault.
If you can't make good morning coffee, its ok cause I got you as my morning coffee.
I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow
Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
What do you call an Irishman who sits outside all night?
Paddy O' Furniture
