Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a water heater? Because you've got me feeling warm all over.
You must be a faucet, because you've turned my heart on.
Are you a leaky pipe? Because I'm dripping with excitement every time I see you.
You're like a perfect stream of water—refreshing and essential.
Are you a showerhead? Because you've just showered me with feelings.
You must be a water softener, because you've softened my hard heart.
Are you a sprinkler? Because you're making my heart bloom.
You're like a clean water supply—absolutely necessary for my happiness.
Are you a main water valve? Because you control the flow of my emotions.
You're like a perfect rainstorm—unexpected and completely refreshing.
Are you a pressure gauge? Because you've got my pulse rising.
You must be a rainwater tank, because you're capturing all my feelings.
Are you a water pump? Because you've got my heart racing.
You're the reason my heart is constantly overflowing.
Are you a shut-off valve? Because you've stopped all the pain in my life.
You must be my water meter, because I want to measure every drop of time I get with you.
Are you a hose? Because you keep everything flowing beautifully.
You must specialize in leaks, because you've opened a floodgate to my heart.
Are you my next job? Because I'd dedicate all my time to you.
You're like an emergency plumbing call—unexpected and totally worth it.
