Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a witch? Because am under your spell.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
Hey chef, do you have any tips for cooking up the perfect romance?
You could serve me anything, and it would still pale in comparison to your smile.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
Are you a conduit cutter? Because you’ve removed all my obstacles.
I had a tough time working as a garbage collector because of miasma.
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?
How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?
I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!
Whenever I see you, my tone arm rises!
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
I’d love to learn your secret recipe for making me fall for you.
Can you teach me how to mix drinks, or would it be easier if we mixed our lives?
You must specialize in high-voltage work, because you’ve energized my life.
Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. - Because of the coffin.
