Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you my vitals? Because you make my heart race.
You must be a charge nurse, because you've taken control of my heart.
Are you a bandage? Because you're healing all my wounds.
You must specialize in wound care, because you're closing up all my scars.
Are you PPE? Because I feel safe and secure with you around.
You're like a well-stocked med cart—always ready to provide comfort.
Are you a blood pressure cuff? Because you've got me feeling the squeeze.
You must be on night shift, because you've got me dreaming of you.
Are you a thermometer? Because you're heating up my heart.
You're like my favorite scrub top—soft, comfortable, and perfect.
Are you my nursing shift partner? Because we'd make the perfect team.
You must be an IV bag, because you've got me feeling hydrated and alive.
Are you a patient chart? Because I'd study you all night.
You're like a shot of adrenaline—an instant rush to my heart.
Are you a pulse ox monitor? Because you've got me at 100%.
You must be a triage nurse, because you've prioritized my heart.
Are you a call light? Because I can't stop reaching for you.
You're the best part of my 12-hour shift.
Are you a medication? Because you've got me feeling better already.
You must be a code blue, because you've got my heart racing.
