Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You’re like my favorite tool—something I can’t work without.
When i have you in my sensors range, my plasma conduits goes on fire.
If you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.
The animals at the zoo started rioting. A porcupine was brought in to quill the uprising.
My gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.
I know all the E-numbers.
Here's a red rose. I think St. Therese of Lisieux wanted you to have it.
I got a sauso Sanga in me pants and I'm happy to see ya!
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Hey chef, can I be the dessert to your main course?
Are you a shot of tequila? Because one look at you, and my heart skipped a beat.
Are you fresh eggs? Because you’ve cracked my heart wide open.
Are you a voltage tester? Because you’ve got my energy buzzing.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
I wanted to buy my wife some fancy soap, but she would not have a bar of it.
They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
Dance with me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still roam the earth right?
You must be a baker because you’re making my heart rise.
