Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're like an EpiPen—reviving me when I'm down.
Are you medical tape? Because you're holding everything together for me.
You must be a healthcare hero, because you've saved my heart.
Are you a patient's smile? Because you've made my whole day better.
You're like a clean bill of health—rare and worth celebrating.
Are you a hospital discharge? Because you've freed me from my loneliness.
You must be a healthcare system, because you've got everything I need.
You're like perfect lab results—beautiful and highly sought after.
You must be a PVC pipe, because you're flexible and perfect for my life.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I'm falling straight down for you.
Are you copper piping? Because you're worth more than gold.
My feelings for you flow as smoothly as water through a new pipe.
Are you a T-joint? Because you're the missing piece in my life.
You must be pipe tape, because you're keeping me together.
I don't need a pipe wrench to tighten the connection between us.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you've cut straight into my heart.
You must be my waterline, because I can't function without you.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you've cleared the blockages in my heart.
You're the kind of pipe I'd never replace.
Are you PEX piping? Because you're durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
