Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you overtime? Because I'd spend all my extra hours with you.
You must be a repair job, because you've fixed my broken heart.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I'm stuck on you.
You're like a perfect day on the job—everything feels right with you around.
Are you a pipe burst? Because you've flooded me with feelings.
You must be a plumbing blueprint, because everything makes sense when I'm with you.
Are you a service call? Because I'd drop everything to be there for you.
You're like a weekend shift—tough to handle but completely worth it.
Are you my next project? Because I'd put in all the work for you.
You must be a plumbing van, because you carry all my dreams.
Are you a drain cleaner? Because you've cleared up all my doubts.
You're like a maintenance schedule—something I always look forward to.
Are you a work order? Because you're at the top of my list.
You must be my favorite client, because I'd always prioritize you.
Are you a plumber's apprentice? Because you've mastered my heart already.
Are you a backflow preventer? Because you keep all my feelings moving forward.
You must be a sump pump, because you've drained all my fears.
Are you a grease trap? Because you've caught all the mess in my heart.
You're like a perfectly designed plumbing system—flawless in every way.
Are you a septic tank? Because you handle all my crap with grace.
