Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Young horses need a stable environment where they are free to foal up and be reined in before they come to serious harm.
I'm on my way to steal your Shamrock Shake!
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
Mmm girl! You're so sweet I’m gonna get diabetes!
Should we go ahead and start the take off right now, I bet I can take you higher.
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
Babe, I ain't no hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!
If there was an award for the ugliest motherfucker on the planet, you'd win it without any competition.
Are you the house special? Because you’re everything I didn’t know I needed tonight.
You must be crop insurance, because you’ve got me covered no matter what.
Are you a multimeter? Because you’re measuring the depth of my feelings.
Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines.
I was in a big hurry so I scrambled to make eggs for breakfast.
My love for you is infinite, like the number of seeds on a strawberry.
I think you should go check in at the airport and then just wait for me right in the room.
I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
Your culinary skills are amazing, but what really impresses me is your ability to spice things up.
Can you recommend something smooth? Or are you too busy being the smoothest thing here?
Are you a watering can? Because you keep my heart hydrated and full of life.
