Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don't want to start the year without you.
Are you fireworks? Because you just lit up my night.
I don't need a countdown—my heart already races when I see you.
Let's make this New Year's Eve unforgettable... starting with you and me.
Are you the ball dropping at midnight? Because I can't take my eyes off you.
I've made my wish for the new year, and it's standing right in front of me.
Let's skip the small talk—can we fast-forward to the midnight kiss?
Are you champagne? Because you've got me bubbling with excitement.
I don't need confetti to feel festive—you're all the sparkle I need.
My New Year's resolution? To get to know you better.
You're like the perfect New Year's toast—classy, bubbly, and making my night better.
I didn't make any plans for tonight… except to meet someone as amazing as you.
Are you the first sunrise of the year? Because you're absolutely breathtaking.
I don't need resolutions when I've already found perfection—you.
You've got me feeling like a firework—ready to explode with excitement.
Are you time? Because I wish you'd slow down so I can enjoy this moment with you.
You're my favorite way to start the new year—with someone worth celebrating.
Midnight might signal the end of this year, but I hope it's the beginning of us.
I came here for the countdown, but I'm staying because of you.
Are you glitter? Because you're leaving your sparkle all over my heart.
