Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be a mixologist because you've just shaken up my entire night.
Are you on the menu? Because you're definitely the most tempting option here.
I was going to ask for a drink recommendation, but now I just want to recommend we talk more.
You've got some serious skills behind the bar, but how are you with stealing hearts?
What's the secret ingredient to that smile? Because it's absolutely intoxicating.
Are you always this good at multitasking, or is flirting with me your specialty tonight?
I came in for a drink, but I'm leaving with a crush—are refills free?
Can you suggest a cocktail for someone who's hopelessly attracted to the bartender?
Do you ever get tired of making people happy, or is it just second nature for you?
Are you a shot of tequila? Because one look at you, and my heart skipped a beat.
I was going to ask for a double, but one look at you, and I'm already seeing stars.
Are you always this good with your hands, or is tonight special?
If bartending were a sport, you'd already have a gold medal for how you're serving looks.
What's the best way to tip you? Because you've already tipped the scales in your favor.
You mix drinks like an artist, but I'd love to see what magic you'd mix into my life.
Are you this charming with everyone, or am I just tonight's lucky guest?
You must be the real reason this place is buzzing—your presence is electric.
If cocktails were named after people, yours would be called "Irresistible."
Are you taking drink requests, or can I request your number instead?
You're like my favorite drink—impossible to have just one conversation with you.
