Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.
Hey girl, let's go get lost at IKEA.
Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.
Can I be your kitchen assistant? Because I’d love to help you make our chemistry sizzle.
You must be a spinnerbait, because you've got me spinning every time you smile.
Are you a combine harvester? Because you’re gathering all the best parts of me.
You’re like perfectly installed wiring—everything feels connected with you.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers!
The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column.
The poet wrote an ode about a tractor. It was a classic case of man verses machine.
Was your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.
I’d love to taste those spicy meatballs of yours.
I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?
Yuh nuh tiad? Caw yuh den run tru mi mind all day
Hey babe, I know you'll love my pick up lines 'cause you've never heard them before.
What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.
You have a face that could make a strong man weep tears of despair and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
I bet you could make even the blandest dish taste amazing.
