Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you have a fish fry going on in your pants?
Can I be your tackle box's best friend?
Is your name Fin-tastic? Because you're making a splash in my heart.
Are you an expert angler, because you're always reeling me back in.
Can I be the bait to your hook?
Is your name River? Because you're flowing through my veins.
Do you have a fishing net for catching hearts and making them mine?
Are you a fisherman's dream come true, or just a fishy tale?
Can I be the lures that get caught in your tackle box of love?
Do you have a fishing license for flirting with danger?
Are you a fishing rod? Because my heart gets hooked every time I see you.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes like a fish in the sea.
You must be a fisherman, because you've just reeled in my heart.
Are you a bait shop? Because you've got everything I've been fishing for.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mer-maid for each other.
Are you a catch-and-release? Because I don't think I could ever let you go.
You must be the ocean, because I'm lost at sea when I'm with you.
Are we at a fishing tournament? Because you're the grand prize I've been waiting for.
Do you like to fish? Because I'm hooked on you.
Is your name Gillian? Because I feel like I've finally caught the one.
