Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Can I follow you home? Because I've just caught the biggest catch of my life.
You must be a fish, because I've been angling for someone like you.
Do you believe in love at first catch, or should I cast my line again?
Are you a lure? Because you've got me hooked and I can't let go.
Is your name Fisher? Because you're the perfect catch.
Are you a river? Because my love for you flows endlessly.
Do you have a tackle box? Because I can't handle how attractive you are.
Are you a deep-sea catch? Because I've been searching far and wide for someone like you.
You must be a school of fish, because you've taught me how to love.
Are you a lake? Because I'm completely immersed in you.
Can you swim? Because my heart is drowning in your love.
Are you a fishing boat? Because I'm ready to sail into the sunset with you.
Do you like seafood? Because you're the only fish in the sea for me.
Is your name Pearl? Because you're a rare find in the sea of love.
Are you a river? Because I'm constantly flowing towards you.
Do you like fishing stories? Because our love story is the best catch.
Are you a fishing reel? Because I can't unwind when I'm around you.
Are you a bobber? Because every time you're near, my heart starts to jump.
Are you a rare fish? Because it feels like I've been waiting my whole life to catch someone like you.
I must be using the wrong bait because I can't believe I caught someone as amazing as you.
