Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a Michelin star chef? Because you're definitely making my heart rate go up.
I don't care what's on the menu, as long as you're the chef cooking it.
You must be a master chef because you just spiced up my life.
If your cooking was a language, I'd be fluent in it.
Is it hot in here or is it just you working behind the bar?
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer to buy me one?
Do you know what would make this drink even better? A little bit of your company.
You must be a bartender, because you have a way of mixing things up and making them better.
Do you have a phone? I need to call heaven because an angel just fell in love with me.
Excuse me, is your name Margarita? Because you're salty and I want to lick you.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and need directions to your heart.
Do you know what my drink needs? A little bit of you.
You must be a great bartender, because you've got me hooked on every word you say.
Excuse me, do you have a signature drink? Or is that just your signature charm?
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer the smooth taste of my charming company?
Excuse me, do you have a cocktail menu? Because I'm looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty and wit.
Excuse me, do you have a signature cocktail? Because I'm looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty.
You must be a bartender because you know how to handle my spirits.
Excuse me, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
