Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you have a ground wire? Because you're keeping me grounded.
Do you come with a ground fault interrupter? Because you're shocking.
Are you a power surge? Because you're overwhelming.
Do you have a circuit breaker? Because you just turned me on.
Are you a power strip? Because you have multiple outlets of attraction.
Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can't resist your spark.
If you were a light switch, I'd never turn you off.
Do you know what my favorite type of wire is? The one that connects me to you.
Is your name Watt? Because you're looking pretty electric.
Are you a circuit breaker? Because you're tripping me up!
I'm a little shocked by how attracted I am to you.
You're like a switch, turning me on every time I'm near you.
I feel like we're in perfect resonance because we're tuned to each other's frequency.
Can I be your ground? Because I'm feeling really connected to you.
I can give you a jolt of pleasure that you won't forget.
I'm really good at turning things on, want me to prove it?
Are you a quarterback? Because you just made my heart go long.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you've caught my attention.
Are you a running back? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you a coach? Because you just made my heart call a timeout.
