Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a garbage can? Because I want to dump all my regrets and disappointments on you.
Do you have a name or can I call you disappointment?
Is your mom a drug dealer? Because you seem like a bad trip waiting to happen.
Are you a landfill? Because you're full of trash and nobody wants to be near you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and vomit?
Is your dad a clown? Because your existence is a joke without a punchline.
Are you a nightmare? Because I can't wake up from the horror of being near you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can't stand the reflection of your hideous face.
Is your mom a vampire? Because I can't find any trace of life or beauty in you.
Are you a fungus? Because you're growing on me and it's making me sick.
Do you have a name or can I just call you regret?
Are you a sewer? Because you're a cesspool of filth and nobody wants to be near you.
Is your mom a witch? Because your presence is a curse upon my soul.
Are you a disease? Because being near you feels like a slow and painful death.
Do you have a mirror? Because I need something to shatter to escape the horror of your presence.
Is your dad a monster? Because you're a terrifying creature that haunts my nightmares.
Are you a black hole? Because you suck the joy and happiness out of every room you enter.
Are you a fisherman because I think you're a reel catch.
Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
