Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
May I put my bung in your barrel?
Are you a bobber? Because every time you're near, my heart starts to jump.
Are you equitable relief? Because being with you makes everything fair.
Having my hair cut for free is the only fringe benefit I receive.
I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Hey I love your shoes. You know they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Are you an essay? Because you got me hooked and now I want your breadcrumbs.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
What do you and hell have in common? You're both Hot!
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?
If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
Are you a football coach? Because you just made my heart do a touchdown dance.
Are you a rare fish? Because it feels like I've been waiting my whole life to catch someone like you.
You must be statutory interpretation, because you bring clarity to my life.
Are you a live wire? Because you’ve electrified my heart.
When I treated my friends to lunch at the Mexican fast food restaurant I had to pay the taco bill.
I knew I had gone too far when I cheated the convicted gem smuggler. I had crossed the ruby con.
My name is garmin, will you take me running everyday?
Do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.
