Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your face is like a train wreck, a horrifying disaster that leaves onlookers scarred for life.
Congratulations, you've achieved a level of repulsiveness that defies all comprehension.
The sight of your car makes people question the very existence of taste and style.
Your car's suspension is as stiff as a corpse, providing a bone-shattering experience that leaves passengers longing for the sweet embrace of death.
The interior of your car is a haven for filth and grime, a breeding ground for bacteria and foul odors.
Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to maneuver a drunken elephant through a minefield.
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I want to disappear.
Do you have a map? Because I want to avoid you at all costs.
Is your mom a parking ticket? Because she raised a total failure.
Are you a loan? Because you're a burden and nobody wants you.
Is your dad a baker? Because you're as stale as day-old bread.
Are you a mirror? Because I can't stand the sight of you.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm not feeling any connection here.
Are you a dictionary? Because you're full of useless words and nobody cares.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and remind you how repulsive you are?
Is your dad a photographer? Because he must have taken a million shots to get one that ugly.
Is your mom a bear? Because you're as unbearable as she is.
Are you a shooting star? Because I wish you would disappear forever.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I'm gonna need one after gouging my eyes out from looking at you.
Is your dad a scientist? Because you're a failed experiment.
