Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.
Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!
I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?
People say I'm a barrel of fun.
The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.
Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.
If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.
You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.
Dance with me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still roam the earth right?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I'm very wrong.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
You. Me. Bacon.
Have your people call my people.
Hello baby, know it has given me a new leash on life.
Sniff my butt. It's the quickest way to my heart.
What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?
