Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Bite me! No really...
Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick.
Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.
So, are you a satanist?
You look good with skeletons.
You're depressed, TOO?!
Can I nail you? (and I don't mean to a crucifix!)
Ever do it on an embalming table?
Hey, you in the black!
Your coffin or mine?
Are you a grave? Because I want to bury myself inside you!
I wanna spin you upside-down like my cross.
I C Major potential in you and me performing a duet together.
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
Are you an F# because I miss you constantly.
I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.
I'd like to finger your fret board.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
How would you like to see my big organ?
You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.
