Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Want to see me plank while lifting both legs?
Are you Virtue? Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
You're like a BC ferry: Everyone wants to get on you.
I’d like to have you on vinyl.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you’ve drawn me in.
Do you believe in love at first catch, or should I cast my line again?
Are you a settlement? Because you’ve resolved all the chaos in my heart.
You’re like a perfectly designed plumbing system—flawless in every way.
My friend brought me a Swedish cake. I later discovered it was Stollen.
The mass of a ship is measured in keelograms.
You tell me your mantra and I'll l tell you mine.
You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
My feelings for you are Montreal.
Are you a football helmet? Because I want to protect you.
Are you a lure? Because you’ve got me hooked and I can't let go.
You must be a cross-appeal, because you’ve completely turned my heart around.
Are you a septic tank? Because you handle all my crap with grace.
When the train conductor got unfairly railroaded by his boss, his life immediately began going down the wrong track.
If you invite an insomniac to your pajama party they will be up for it.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
