You must be a monk because I feel like I've been hit by a stunning strike.
Hey girl, are you a celestial because I feel like I've been visited by an angel.
You must've cast psychic scream because you blow my mind!
Are you a druid, because your shape is driving me wild.
Are you a wizard because I've fallen under your spell.
Did I fail my con save, because consider me stunned.
Hey baby, I failed my saving throw against your charm!
So you're a Cleric? Looks like I'm undead then. 'Cause you're turning me on.
Are you a Tanar'ri? Because you took my soul with that fiendish smile of yours.
My love for you is like Ochre Jelly. Dripping all over the dungeon.
I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager. We get half-off, but we have to share.
Hey girl, are you a cleric? 'Cuz you make me feel healed.
Hey girl, are you a barbarian? 'Cuz your style is all the rage.
Hey girl, I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.
Hey girl, want a +3 Rod of Pleasure?
You must be a mage, because your AC so low I gotta hit that.
