Are you an early hominid? Because I've got a Homo Erectus right now.
Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I have sex like I fight a war; I got no exit strategies.
Do you like history, because were gonna make history tonight.
Let's role play..I'll be Osama you be the cave..now let me hide in you.
Hi, I'm babe Lincoln, and I'm about to give you the Gettysburg undress.
The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me...get the picture?
Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column.
My love for you is as contagious as the Black Plague.
You're the Gran Colombia of my heart.
I want to colonize your heart.
Yea, I'll try to purchase your love like Jefferson purchased Louisiana.
Is you’re last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!
They say the Greeks fought a ten year war to return the beauty that was Helen of Troy, but I say to you that I would fight a hundred years to take you home with me tonight
Baby, you’re like the Treaty of Versailles and I’m like Nazi Germany: I’m gonna violate you repeatedly.
How’s your drink? I just can’t wait to invade your Sudetenland…
Have you visited Wuhan, China recently?, cause your literally taking my breath away.
