I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.
Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!
If you were a solo, I'd give you a superior rating.
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
Hey baby, is your leading tone c#? Because I could see this night resolving to the D.
You and i are like c and b# we look different but were the same at heart.
Altos know how to go down low.
I bet we'd get into some serious treble together.
If you were a saxophone, I could finger twelve notes on you with just my left hand.
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...
I want to make you tremolo.
Is there a triad in your pocket, or are you just augmented to see me?
Composers know how to score.
I love you more than 20th centrury composers love atonality.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
The theme of this movement is love... Let's develop it...
I'd love to strum your g-string.
Hey baby... I wouldnt mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!
Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Im gonna make you go up an octave.
I'll let you be the dominant.
Don't worry, I play oboe. I can handle double the wood.
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