You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won't 'matter'.
You're more special than relativity.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna make some data?
Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?
Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.
Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I've got my ion you, baby!
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s
Are you up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
Might I integrate your curves tonight?
You and Me = Grand Unification
Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
Top quark or bottom quark?
In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.
I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.
Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?
I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner.
We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.
