GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Robotics Pick Up Lines: Spark Love with Circuits & Laughs - Part 2


Swipe right on servo-powered sweet talk—no firmware update required!

My robotic arm just waved—it's saying “date me.”
You’ve turned my dull Monday into a software-update party.
Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?
Beep Beep Boop Beep Sex.
Can I have your ip number? I seem to have lost mine.
Can you lube my joint.
Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb.
Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn't mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!
Did you just break one of Asimov's Three Laws? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.
Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate by your location again?
Do you like it when I touch your PCI Slot?
Don't worry I just got turing tested.
Hey baby, are your pants reflective aluminum alloy? Because I can see myself in them.
Want to see my extendable arm? It reaches straight for hugs.