Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.
For Christmas, I want Santa's list of naughty girls.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
Why is it always cold at Christmas? Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish!
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you’ll have turkey like everyone else.
Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party? It was a scream
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
What type of potato chip is Santa’s favorite? Crisp Pringles
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas
What is the #1 Christmas present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it
How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for the weather to get warmer!
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple
What was the elf allergic to? Sh-ELF-ish
