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Funny Puns

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The Best Puns

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
The worker at Cape Canaveral wanted to make a sandwich, so he went to the deli to buy some launchin' meat.
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
People who say they suffer from constipation are full of crap.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
I bet reading a book about anti-gravity is impossible to put down.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

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If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?The worker at Cape Canaveral wanted to make a sandwich, so he went to the deli to buy some launchin' meat. When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.