Hey Girl, are you an accountant? 'Cause I'd like you on my payroll.
I have an emergency fund, and I want to rescue you tonight!
Can I change your name to "Cash," because I'm looking to put my money where my mouth is.
Let's get out of here and appreciate each other's assets.
Babe, how about we swap some liquid assets?
Good thing I just bought life insurance, 'cause my heart just skipped a beat.
Hey Girl, I know how to add extra value to your account.
Babe, those really are some tangible assets.
Hey Baby, I go long on naked options.
What are you doing on Saturday night? 'Cause I'm accounting to take you out.
Babe, you make all my accounts receivable.
Are you a 1040EZ? 'Cause I'd like to fill you in.
Hey, how about we do it double-entry?
Hey Girl, you should have taken me as a deduction because I AM...
After a little restructuring let's just I'd rate you a buy all day.
Allow me to introduce myself: I am "borrower," and you must be "lender.
Baby, I love you so much I'm willing to forgo my exit option.
Baby, the way you support free markets stimulates growth in my private sector!
Baby, you're not an option... you're totally a future!
Before we do this I have to ask, what sort of tail risk am I looking at?
You’re like a rare coin—hard to find, impossible to forget.
Are you collateral? Because I’d risk everything for you.
Are you a vault? Because I feel safe with you.
