Excuse me, miss. I just wanted to strike up a conversation.
Let's talk turkey: When I look at you, my thoughts are all XXX.
Forgive my forwardness. My mind's been in the gutter all night long.
I'd sure like to pin you down.
You've got a great rack there.
Hey handsome. I like a man who isn't afraid to use both hands.
You know what else has three holes?
My lanes are freshly waxed, if you know what I mean.
(Holding a dart) Do you have a minute? I need to practice hitting a moving target.
Are you a 7-10 split? Because I'd love to pick you up.
Are you a bowler? Because you're right up my alley!
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to pick you up and stick my fingers in your holes.
Are you a bullseye? Because you are perfect.
Are you a pinsetter? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so hot, you're like oil at the end of a tournament – burning up.
Can I borrow the chalk/triangle ball rack?
Come on, don’t SPARE my feelings!
Could i borrow one of your bowling bowls you have stuffed in your back pocket
Do you like to play pool? (Yeah, why?) Cause I have the balls if you got the rack!
Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck
Don't worry about spare-ing my feelings, but how would you feel about a date?
Fancy going bowling, it will give you a chance to pin me.
Hey there, you're right up my alley. Let's bowl.
Hey! Feel my bowling shirt, know what it's made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material!
How about we split from this crowd and roll on out of here?
How about you move on over to my lane?
If affection were frames, we'd have a championship streak.
