All those clothes would look great on my floor. Well, after the dry cycle.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Can I help you do your laundry?
Can you help me? How much detergent do I need to put in with these clothes?
Can you tell me how much bleach to put in with my good suit?
Does this thong smell clean to you?
Here, let me help you put your clothes in the dryer.
Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
I could really use a good fluffing.
I know a great way to get the wrinkles out of those sheets.
I'll bet that you're naked under or on top all those clothes
I'm too flexy for my shirt… too flexy for my shirt… too flexy…
I’m wrinkle-free, pre-shrunk and low-sudsing.
Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Know why I wash in hot water? With you around, it's not like anything's going to be shrinking.
Let's make like a laundry cycle. I'll be Dirty, you'll get wet, we'll spin around, tumble dry, and snuggle
Looking for someone to clean your lint catcher?
Looking for your Rinse Charming?
Me without you is like a washer without dryer.
My mother has that same bra!
Nice dryer sheets. Can I sleep with you tonight?
Operating on permanent press tonight?
Pick a number between 1 and 10. (Guess) Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.
Sorry, but you owe me a quarter. ["Why?"] Because when I looked at you, I dropped clean laundry.
That's a lot of laundry. Does this mean you're not wearing any underwear?
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
That's a nice shirt. can I talk you out of it?
