I usually avoid commitment, but for your design I’ll sign the consent form.
Your portfolio is great, but I’d rather be the canvas tonight.
You’ve got the perfect steady hand — do you use it for hearts too?
I thought I liked sharp looks until I saw yours — and the needle agreed.
Are you booking appointments? Because I want to schedule my forever with you.
You’ve got the best flash — can I be your limited edition?
Do you offer touch-ups? Because I’ll be showing up for you forever.
Is your machine single needle? Because you’re making my feelings fine-lined and precise.
Mind if I watch you ink? I like the sound of my heartbeat matching the buzz.
You must be an artist — every time you smile my outline gets darker.
Can I sit in your chair? I promise my soul comes with free pain tolerance.
Is that stencil on your clipboard or did you just trace my future with you?
Are you a sleeve? Because I want to spend months getting to know every inch.
Do you do custom pieces? Because my heart needs a permanent you.
If my love were a tattoo, would you be the artist or my masterpiece?
You’ve got a great portfolio — how about we add a date to it?
Can I trace your hand? I want to remember the shape that shakes my world.
Your sketchbook just ruined my plans — now I plan on falling for you.
Been thinking about a tattoo of a compass. You mind pointing me towards you?
I’ll be your aftercare — moisturize me with kindness and protect me from scabs.
Is your needle sterile? Because I’m about to catch feelings.
Do you do micro realism? Because I want us captured in tiny details.
You make the hum of the machine sound like a love song.
Are you tattooing tonight? Because my heart’s ready for some inking.
I can’t tell if it’s the lamp or your eyes that make everything look so shiny.
I prefer custom work — think you could design a tattoo called “us”?
Is your name Flash? Because I'd hang you on my wall forever — and steal your design later.
Are those flash sheets or mood boards? Because you’re making me swoon.
Do you offer financing for big pieces? I’d like to invest in us.
Is your parlor haunted? Because every time you walk by I feel a ghost of a grin.