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Funny Puns - Part 35

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn.
The best way to make a baseball bat is to carve it by hand. Using a machine is just lathe-y.
A red blood count is a communist vampire.
'Because' is a word to the whys.
November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey, we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast.
I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.
The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud.
A funny criminal is a silicon.
I was too busy drinking to notice that all my cigarettes had gone ashtray.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps.
There was an archeologist who made no bones about digging dirt up on people.
Mummies are bound to be uptight.
Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span.
Wounds heal better if they are covered. This is an example of gauze and effect.
I had trouble getting to the University in New Orleans. I had to drive down a two lane road.
Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job, they should take a bough.
A weeknight is a tiny nobleman.
It took the replay analyst a long time to cut his grass. He did it in slo-mow.

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My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn. The best way to make a baseball bat is to carve it by hand. Using a machine is just lathe-y.