Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
Ralph was kicked off the skydiving team because he couldn't chute straight.
An umbilical cord is a navel vessel.
I don't like tops of stairs. They always bring me down.
When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel.
The actor was never quite right after he retired. He had Post Dramatic Stress Disorder.
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
The electrician got his supplies at the outlet store.
The dictator was really upset about the neckwear he had received as a gift. What a tie rant.
My elderly aunt loves telling jokes while she knits. She is a real knitwit.
I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
I saw this bloke walking into court and he was carrying a large box, 10 minutes later he came out, it was a briefcase.
'Come see my fishpond', she said coyly.
On my chicken farm, I own the birds scratching around on the ground in the barn, but I am paying off the ones sitting on the roosts - they are on higher perches.
The priest was very stern during the service last Sunday. After church I was distressed. I then realized that we had experienced critical mass.
A dermatologist is a flesh man.
Mischievous lambs post their videos on Ewe Tube.
The thought of having no alternative to soap never washed with the inventor of shower gel.
Shredded Wheat - a breakfast cereal that used to play guitar solos.
I'm not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it.
