Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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If I had it to do all over again, I'm sure I would overdo it.
Optometrists live long because they dilate.
John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.
Any type of criticism would aggregate the builder including constructive criticism.
My wife kept insisting I do macrame. Finally I shouted, 'Knot again!'
My sled dog never barks. He is a male mute.
If I think I've seen an idiot before, is that a case of deja fool.
Watching a fishbowl is right up my alley.
Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say 'It's not my fault'.
Lungs are a pair of windbags.
Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring.
Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.
What is a duck's favorite game to play? Billiards.
I took up teaching fencing as I wanted my students to get the point.
The workers at that inn are very unfriendly. They create a hostel environment.
When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.
We're expecting fallout from the recent layoffs at the nuclear plant.
The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.
Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?
