GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Funny Puns - Part 40

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

Check out GotPuns.com for More Funny Puns.

The Best Puns

The hypnotist went out of business because he ran out of suggestions.
Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented.
If I had it to do all over again, I'm sure I would overdo it.
Optometrists live long because they dilate.
John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.
Any type of criticism would aggregate the builder including constructive criticism.
My wife kept insisting I do macrame. Finally I shouted, 'Knot again!'
My sled dog never barks. He is a male mute.
If I think I've seen an idiot before, is that a case of deja fool.
Watching a fishbowl is right up my alley.
Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say 'It's not my fault'.
Lungs are a pair of windbags.
Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring.
Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.
What is a duck's favorite game to play? Billiards.
I took up teaching fencing as I wanted my students to get the point.
The workers at that inn are very unfriendly. They create a hostel environment.
When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.
Mooning is lunacy.
We're expecting fallout from the recent layoffs at the nuclear plant.

Next Page

Previous Page    36   37   38   39   40   41   42   43   44  
The hypnotist went out of business because he ran out of suggestions. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. If I had it to do all over again, I'm sure I would overdo it.