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Funny Puns - Part 44

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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A recent genetic hybrid of a dog and a mirror has given geneticists pause for reflection.
The Hungarian inventor bought a baby bear. It became known as Rubik's cub.
The cheap hotel was really a violin.
I tried sleeping at the gym but it was fitful.
Arranging Goliath's funeral was a giant undertaking.
The author wasn't pleased to see a review of his book on cappuccino's. It said it was all froth and no substance.
I don't know why my eyeglass lenses were steamed up. I was mystified.
Once the pilot started lying about his flying, he went into a tale spin.
A novice skier often jumps to contusions.
The Spanish author would not bring refreshments to his uncles, but he would serve aunties.
If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you.
'I agree with you wholeheartedly,' said the artichoke grower.
My insurance did not cover acupuncture, so I got stuck with the bill.
Philosophers are very Hume-orous people.
I suspected our new house guest was a terrorist. He asked to sleep on a blow up mattress.
In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!
When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.
The owner of the hair salon had to make cuts on his staff.
The truant officer caught several kids at the ice rink. They were playing hockey.
I crossed a cell phone with a skunk, and now the service stinks.

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A recent genetic hybrid of a dog and a mirror has given geneticists pause for reflection. The Hungarian inventor bought a baby bear. It became known as Rubik's cub. The cheap hotel was really a violin.