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Shakespeare's parrot was the bird of Avon.
The man who bought too much graphing paper didn't know where to draw the line.
The state legislature could not decide whether to fund the water control project or the all weather stadium. It was a no win situation. Dammed if you do, domed if you don't.
I was terrified anaesthetising my first big cat, but I had to feel the fur and do it anyway.
My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth. He was abscessive compulsive.
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
A plastic surgeon who specializes in breast implants is a front end manager.
The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production.
With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses.
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
I used my skeleton key to get into the haunted house.
After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing.'
I wanted to be a clarinettist but I couldn't reed music.
The constables held the boat thief at bay.
I knew that the spirit couldn't float around very long. What ghost up must come down.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
When the perfume factory magnate died it was discovered that he didn't leave his heirs a scent.
Is a group of fingerprints considered to be a whorl pool?
I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre.
