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Funny Puns - Part 41

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.
Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?
A golf course is a foreground.
My dog was mustard-colored. That made him a Gulden Retriever.
That gas pump must be sick. It doesn't fill well.
My cartography job is really going to put me on the map.
When the doctor asked the editor how he was doing, he said he had a problem with his circulation.
My friend said that if Watergate had happened in Scotland they would've had Scotch tape.
The origami artist won the court case because he was good with paperwork.
Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in.
If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
When the swimmer recovered from her stroke she decided to dive right into kicking her bad habits.
It's the barbecue I've always wanted - the grill of my dreams!
I know a rancher who has 100 head of cattle, but he thought there were only 99 until he rounded them up.
I support both of my wives very well. I think that's big o' me.
The pod vegetables I bought for the gumbo I was making were so-so. They were medi-okra.
During my trip to Italy, I didn't do much. I just vegged out. When in Rome, do as the Romaines.
A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks.
Eve showed up one morning wearing flowers instead of a fig leaf. She was the first woman to wear bloomers.
I was in the linen trade, but gave it up. Too much toile.

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The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate. Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo? A golf course is a foreground.