GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Funny Puns - Part 39

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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Shredded Wheat - a breakfast cereal that used to play guitar solos.
I'm not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it.
A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed.
I was only on the military base from dusk to dawn, but it seemed like a fort night.
When I found out that the fire department was charging $75.00 per table for their craft fair I told them they could go to blazes.
A friend of mine found out he has the bird flu. He thinks he was a victim of fowl plague.
For summer vacation, I decided to go to north-eastern Spain and Basque in the sunshine.
The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server.
The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.
When the maid found my lottery ticket she really cleaned up.
A yak is the star of an animal talk show.
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.
I tried to get friendly with the archer's daughter, butt after he threatened to clout and nock me about, I decided to bow out.
A ship's captain is a sails manager.
An angry skunk reeks his vengeance.
I felt sick after I ate the scallopini. I didn't veal well at all.
Greeks can't stay out late because they have a Corfu.
Sick fish go to the sturgeon.
Quasimodo bought a Ford Focus. It became known as the hatchback of Notre Dame.
They replaced the baseball with an orange to add zest to the game.

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Shredded Wheat - a breakfast cereal that used to play guitar solos. I'm not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed.