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Funny Puns - Part 47

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The Best Puns

Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
The word 'ovine' means just like ewe.
He sold a batch of release spray to someone in jail but it was just a silly-con.
Smoking may have ruined my lungs but my fingers are match fit.
Lazy people worship a bone idol.
When I was watching the news, I saw a segment on earthworms.
I saw a great comedy show in London. Folks were rolling in the isles.
He's a Freud of psychoanalysis.
I aspire to be a Steeplejack.
Often what separates a good pun, from a great one, is just a matter of 'clause and effect'.
The hand surgeon went to the opthamologist to be examined for carpal tunnel vision.
A glide-path is a soar spot.
The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals.
"Have some chocolate covered cherries," she said cordially.
I moved onto a boat in Hong Kong's harbour to avoid unsolicited advertising material but all I got was junk mail.
The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime.
Art theft is a haul of frames.
When trying to curry favour with 16th Century French Protestants, it isn't what you know, it is Huguenot.
The thief was arrested as he left the fortune teller's house. He was caught read handed.
The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car. He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'

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Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. He sold a batch of release spray to someone in jail but it was just a silly-con.