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Funny Puns - Part 51

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The hardcore happy house dance club opened to rave reviews.
I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn't work. After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling.
The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. He was finally ready for his day boo.
The other truck drivers discovered that he had been wearing French perfume - it was lorry hell.
An employee got locked in a freezer at the ice cream factory and ended up getting spumonia.
What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.
When thunderstorms felt that they weren't getting paid enough, they went on a lightning strike.
I fired the floor refinishers. They simply could not hold their lacquer.
That convicted killer is calm today, but by tomorrow he will be high strung.
I kept failing to get a job as a butcher because I couldn't just make the cut.
My famous bacon soup recipe began as an add hock meal.
Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
I had a tough time working as a garbage collector because of miasma.
I had a hand in the puppet show.
Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat.
The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.
I recycle. I just bought a used Harley.
When the golfer with a serious iron deficiency went back to the doctor for a check-up he was told that he was still not out of the woods.
Surprises is the knight in charge of awards.

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The hardcore happy house dance club opened to rave reviews. I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn't work. After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling. The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. He was finally ready for his day boo.