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Funny Puns - Part 53

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The Fraternity member was hungry so he eta pi.
My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'.
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
If climate change is causing the sea level to rise, does that mean that the oceans are getting too big for their beaches?
The testimony at the barbershop is mostly hair-say.
I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy.
My hematologist said my outlook is good since I'm a B Positive type.
My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts.
Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
I shouted from a mountaintop in Italy and a famous author answered. I definitely heard an Eco.
Eos is really sad. She is dawn in the dumps.
They served strip steaks and rice pilaf at the topless bar.
When the waiter told me they were out of corn I said, 'That really shucks.'
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
The anesthesiologist's computer has an ethernet connection.
I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir. Now it's catatonic.
When I learned what the gun lobby was doing, I went ballistic!
The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.
After 5 years with the same chiropractor, I moved and had to change doctors. It was quite an adjustment.
I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.

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The Fraternity member was hungry so he eta pi. My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'. If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.