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Funny Puns - Part 56

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The Best Puns

What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.
Packing up and relocating to a new home can be a moving experience.
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than "A" bra
I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea.
How did Hitler tie his laces? In little Nazis.
What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit coin? One is bad money, and the other is a mad bunny.
What do you call it when a walrus eats 500 clams? A calamity.
What are half-sized quartz watches? Pintz watches.
Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiance-free.
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One... or two?
Some jokes get dated, other jokes get married.
The overweight painter could not lose weight despite years of exposure to thinners.
The former Dallas running back told me the most amazing story. It was Emmit's myth.
A locksmith is a key employee.
The river crested when a factory spilled toothpaste into it.

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What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.