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Funny Puns - Part 50

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The poet wrote an ode about a tractor. It was a classic case of man verses machine.
The aluminum foiled my plans.
Young horses need a stable environment where they are free to foal up and be reined in before they come to serious harm.
I was in a big hurry so I scrambled to make eggs for breakfast.
I thought I only had enough flour to bake one loaf, but after I added yeast I had eleven breads.
I drove around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway on my John Deere. I was on a track tour.
The young bovine hated to see the Prodigal Son return since he knew that he was the fated calf.
When the prisoner was told by his lawyer that he had gotten a stay of execution, he smiled and said, 'Well, no noose is good noose.'
Economic experts report that while cactus sales have spiked, aquarium sales have tanked.
Psychopaths always see amoral in the story.
When I'm feeling tired at work I just use my smart phone to download a nap.
I tried to play the bagpipes, but the sound coming out was off kilter.
A car can't make you high, but can a bus?
Under the full moon, Hamlet turned into a werewolf. Gazing up at the beautiful moon he came up with the famous line, 'To bay or not to bay...'.
His lofty eye deal was to provide free contact lenses for Giraffes.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
I keep walking methodically back and forth. I have to learn to pace myself.
When a neurologist relocates, does he change his mind?
They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
I believe I will be able to run my car on politicians promises but I'm having trouble with the fool injection system.

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The poet wrote an ode about a tractor. It was a classic case of man verses machine. The aluminum foiled my plans. Young horses need a stable environment where they are free to foal up and be reined in before they come to serious harm.