Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I think my heart just lagged.
Baby, you're the only accept state of my finite automaton
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?
You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
You are one well-defined function!
You had me at "Hello World"
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.
If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?
The ladies call me Hadouken, Because I am Down right Fierce.
Hey baby, wanna inject my dependency?
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You can unzip my files anytime.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.
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