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Creepy and Cringy Pick Up Lines - Part 4

If you're looking to get seriously creeped out we have the cringiest list of pick up lines for you. These lines are guaranteed to creep you out or make you laugh.




The Creepiest Pick Up Lines

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
I bet even your farts smell good.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
You should have worn that red dress you tried on earlier.
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
I'm working on a porn site. Wanna be in the first video?
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity
Got two nipples for a dime?
I wanna eat the flavors off your tampon
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
You’re so cute, I wanna lock you up in my basement.
You could go longer without a shower than most people.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

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My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.I bet even your farts smell good.You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.