My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
I bet even your farts smell good.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
You should have worn that red dress you tried on earlier.
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
I'm working on a porn site. Wanna be in the first video?
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity
Got two nipples for a dime?
I wanna eat the flavors off your tampon
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
You’re so cute, I wanna lock you up in my basement.
You could go longer without a shower than most people.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
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