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Pick Up Lines for Hipsters - Part 3





The Best Hipster Pick Up Lines

Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.
I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...
Maybe it’s just the PBR talking, but I could see myself in a non-monogamous relationship with you, or whatever.
In bed, I’m just like my fixed-gear bike: Extremely hard to stop.
You’ve got bike courier eyes.
It's a good day for the eno. Let's hang later.
You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.
Do you Chemex? Want to see my drip?
Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.
Hey, haven’t we had sex in the bathroom at Green Room before?
I was in love with you before your ex was!
Hey girl, let's go get lost at IKEA.
Hey babe, I know you'll love my pick up lines 'cause you've never heard them before.
Are you a hipster? 'Cause we should go out and fog up our glasses!
Babe, I ain't no hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Hey babe, are you gluten free tonight?
I'd like to play your cool B Side.
How about we try an experimental kiss?
I'd take my sun glasses off for you!
Let's get out of here and go fog up are non-prescription glasses.
The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
Hey. I like your new-old shoes.
You look familiar; didn’t I see you writhing around on the filthy floor of a dive bar on Last Night?
Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.
I like my women like I like my glasses, thick and black.

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Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.
I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...
Maybe it’s just the PBR talking, but I could see myself in a non-monogamous relationship with you, or whatever.