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Pickup Lines for Serial Killers - Part 3

If you really want to creep someone out and make them squirm we're got the gory lines to make that happen. They're guaranteed to double check that their doors and windows are locked after hearing these lines.




The Best Serial Killer Pickup Lines

Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
I like my women like I like my wine - 18 years old and boxed up in my basement.
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.
Do you like consensual sex? Neither do I.
Was your daddy a thief? I’m not. I’m a serial killer.
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
I have a loaded gun, get in the car.
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
That is a gun in a pocket and I am not pleased to see you.

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Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?