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Pickup Lines for Serial Killers - Part 3

If you really want to creep someone out and make them squirm we're got the gory lines to make that happen. They're guaranteed to double check that their doors and windows are locked after hearing these lines.




The Best Serial Killer Pickup Lines

You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
I have a loaded gun, get in the car.
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
Do you like consensual sex? Neither do I.
I like my women like I like my wine - 18 years old and boxed up in my basement.

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You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?