Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.
Can I impale you with my 7″ stake?
Are you a witch? Because am under your spell.
You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.
Baby are you a diamond in the ruff cause I wanna cut you.
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer.
Wanna go somewhere a little darker?
I heard milk does the body good, but DAMN! Blood does too?
Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.
Are you a boy or a girl... or does it matter?
Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It's black...
See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C'mon lets get out of here!
Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick.
Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.
You look good with skeletons.
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
Can I nail you? (and I don't mean to a crucifix!)
Ever do it on an embalming table?
Are you a grave? Because I want to bury myself inside you!
I wanna spin you upside-down like my cross.
Didn't I go to your funeral?
Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
So, are you a goth? Wanna' get coffee?
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