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Pick Up Lines for Goths - Part 3





The Best Goth Pick Up Lines

So, are you a goth? Wanna' get coffee?
Wanna take a walk through the cemetery?
Wanna go for a spin in my hearse?
You would make a beautiful corpse.
You're so goth I'm gonna use pre-Germanic, tribal, sexual positions on you.
You look like you have some darkness inside you. Would you like some more? And, by the way, I call my penis darkness.
Is that your boyfriend? I think you can do better than that!
I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
You know, even my penis sheath is black velvet!
Can I feed you blood?
Go out with me or I'll kill us both!
No, no, no... what's your REAL name?
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Don't worry, none of this blood is mine.
Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?

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So, are you a goth? Wanna' get coffee?
Wanna take a walk through the cemetery?
Wanna go for a spin in my hearse?