Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.
Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?
Girl, let's go invisible.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. But I is already in the middle of something with A, D and S, so I guess it wouldn't work.
I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity
Got two nipples for a dime?
I wanna eat the flavors off your tampon
Was your daddy a thief? I’m not. I’m a serial killer.
Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?
I liverspotted you from across the bar?
Yeah I own my home; it's on the back of my truck.
There's a snake in my boot!
You're so goth I'm gonna use pre-Germanic, tribal, sexual positions on you.
Is that your boyfriend? I think you can do better than that!
I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
You know, even my penis sheath is black velvet!
No, no, no... what's your REAL name?
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Do you like consensual sex? Neither do I.
Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
You could go longer without a shower than most people.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!
You look familiar; didn’t I see you writhing around on the filthy floor of a dive bar on Last Night?
Ma'am, you're so fine I don't even need a Viagra! But I'll take one anyways. Or two.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
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